Elise: Thanks to the chainsaw-armed wonder and his magnetic sidekick (Kojack and Anakin), Jude is having the worst panic attack that any of us have ever seen him suffer. Apparently last night, the two assholes decided it would be fun to put fake spiders in Jude's bed, while he was asleep (the only reason he didn't know they were doing it is because Jude's a heavy sleeper). For those of you who don't know, Jude is deathly afraid of spiders (I think he said he's trying to get help with his fear, but I don't think it's working). So when he woke up this morning and found his bed full of fake spiders, you can guess his reaction.
((I know the name